So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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