Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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