Can Purell be used as lube?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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