I think scott just propositioned me for sex
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He has the fingertips of a God
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
