Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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