TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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