I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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