I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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