Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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