I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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