Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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