im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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