counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Randomize
