I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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