I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
