maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Damn victory sex feels great
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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