This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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