It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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