no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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