Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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