i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The power of my boobs compel you
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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