My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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