TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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