office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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