and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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