Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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