This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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