she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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