You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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