Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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