Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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