The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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