Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
