I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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