I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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