either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
