I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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