I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I'm having to shit out rocks
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