no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I skipped work to stalk him.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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