no. you can't hotbox the world.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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