Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
As shirtless as possible
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
