oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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