508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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