The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Just high enough for therapy.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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