2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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