I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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