doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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