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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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