Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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