i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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