Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Randomize
