Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Randomize
