Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just had sex on a roof
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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