if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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