i don't plan on having that self control this summer
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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