so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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