Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"

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(802): View more from Vermont

I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.

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(208): View more from Idaho

i robbed the continental breakfast last night

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(720): View more from Colorado

I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He’s older

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Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?

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