I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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