You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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